Phan - Close The Damn CupboardsSMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT !Don't read if you don't like gay sex! Prompt: Dan and phil are arguing when the sexual tension gets too much.I sat down on the sofa in the lounge - a glass of cereals in one hand and my iPhone in the other. I was just about to eat a little midnight snack, as what I liked to call it and reply to a few fans on Twitter when I heard my flatmate Dan leaving his room and entering the kitchen. Suddenly there was a load bang and Dan shouted my name."Phil. What the fuck.Get your fucking lazy ass over here! NOW!"To say I was shocked by his choice of words would be understated. In fact I was really scared. He would usually never use swear words while talking to me, since he knew I can't stand swearing. I quickly jumped up from the sofa, leaving my cereal on the coffee table and quickly made my way to the kitchen. As I entered the room it immediately hit me why Dan was pissed off - I had left open all the cupboards again."Jesus fucking Christ, P
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